You had certainly already learned it from messengers or percepted it from interstellar media. After the cowardly and perfidious assassination attempt against CEO Admiral Felix van Czeck's survival, the institution with the name "Associal Suizidalwürg Meiningen" probably still undergoes an inappropriate euphemization or thus also a certain pupertary-shameful preservation of the same claim befriends the most embarrassing but at least appropriately disabled subhuman disease pack as sinister murder-henchmen of an underexposing carnivorous slaughterer-people mainly as anti-eccological mutants vs. mecha war-swindling plague and stretches the same stinking plague countersension conversion creedy in the direction of the aristocratic elegance for the purpose of annexing resources...
"ach so süsses Sozialwehr...?" ...
so zahl 'my thinking, Star Date -301562.33 according to TOS
It is now necessary to counteract in good time against an according asocial trend in which altruism is defined as an attack surface and accompanied by direct threats of the darkest and life-threatening parasitic-psychocinetic forces are used as a pretext for blackmail. For this purpose, we officially ask you, as part of our permanent special investigation unit, as well as on behalf of the victim CEO Admiral Felix van Czeck and those blackmailed and intimidated by his example for for our loyalty and best support towards yourself, your family by supporting us in turn with the favor of your permission to use your location with you as a "psychological-Scientology integrity-concept center, starfleetUpTo.date palatinate-agency-base or aristocrazy-illuminarcist noble swinger club"...
As a special honor worthwhile, we would understand it if you would draw a registration in the next choice for the purpose of concretizing such events, or also as a preliminary stage of contractual agreements.